However, you can't fool those commentators at ESPN and ABC. No sirree. They've seen through it all, and have figured out that Henry is in fact not a defensive midfielder.
- "That's Henry's 13th offside of the tournament. That statistic shows us that he is really more of an attacking minded player, like a striker"
- "A great bicycle kick effort on that play"
- "That's sent long by Kingston" - a reference to a great Hail Mary pass by the Ghana quarterback, Richard Kingston
- "The best players read the game well... on the breakaways"