The ESPN specials continue

Highlights of today:

• "Taken out of bounds on the slip by Darijo Srna"
• "He puts it right there, but Dida's right there" - only the shot being described was actually well wide of goal
• "It's okay for forwards to make mistakes because they've got the midfielders, and it's okay for defenders to make mistakes because they've got the goalkeeper behind them" - perhaps this explains why the USA are unlikely to win a World Cup anytime soon
• "Kaka with the head ball there"

If it wasn't for the entertainment value, I'd be watching Univision by now.