- theirry henry arrogant (he sure is)
- goooooooooooooooooal (with that many o's precisely)
- shakespeare cockroach (umm, if you say so)
- scrotometer (where do I get one of those?)
- "laura gunderson" and "window shop"" (huh?)
- how i watch india tour to bangladesh cricket match channel name please (google doesn't like rude queries)
- shane warne blow up dolls (yeah!)
- t2d2 (wtf?)
- www.5thumpire.blogspot.com (sorry buddy!)
- don't want to go to south africa (umm, well don't then!)
- 4fc395a8b00ca00e0d9d4430d8b766d466d53dfd1e6f482a40f65a07c758b205 (if anyone can tell me how the search algo got this person to my blog I'd be much obliged)
- a profile that tells you what phone cristiano ronaldo has got (stalker alert!)
- bob woolmer might be related to dawood (hadn't heard that theory before)
- can india cricket team win world cup of 2011 after disappointment performance of 2007 world cup (in a word, no)
- did thierry really cheat on his wife? (no idea)
- tell me everything i ever want to know about the cricketer chris roger in australia (he didn't quite make the cut)
- how close is the friendship between harbhajan singh and shahid afridi (ooh, that could be a good rumour)
- if someone gave you a cricket phone can you get turned on (whatever floats your boat!!)
- manchester united's brilliant counter-attacking game is the best in the world (how can I disagree)
- out of my comfort john (yes, i think that was the original title for Steve Waugh's autobiography)
- sofa disposal outlet in manchester (umm, why the heck did you click on my blog?)
- why the umpire has not given any batsman out yet? (yes, Google really knows everything)
- why usa suspended the icc (sorry mate, it was the other way around)
- we all live cricket and some of us play and enjoy cricket and some of us appear for umpire tests (err, okay)
- are we all from pluto? (you might be)
- why goalkeepers are called onion bags? (aah, Tommy Smyth, you have a fan!)
All I can say is are these for real?